The religion of global warming is well known for some outrageous claims, however when I saw this I almost thought it was an Onion headline:

THE slaughter in Darfur was triggered by global climate change and that more such conflicts may be on the horizon, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon says in an article published today.

Other headlines I expect to appear:

O.J. Simpson catches the real killers: If the glove doesnt fit, you can blame the climate

Global warming caused the sinking of the Titanic. Iceberg cleared of all charges.

"Father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is actually Al Gore!"

WMDs found! Saddam had a stockpile of SUVs and Aerosol cans!