by Rob Schwarzwalder
March 9, 2015
A woman protests that a man is using the women’s locker room and her gym membership is then suspended. Yes, this really happened.
Planet Fitness is no longer part of the rational universe. It has excised itself from the constellation of sanity and now exists in alternative realm where all things are malleable. Mr. Spock, where are you when we need you?
The cosmos has no room for this Planet. I hope it’s customers launch to other facilities and land safely at other gyms, where the atmosphere will be more conducive to moral sanity.